Ahh, yes… The dreaded C-word. Since the experience I provide comes with inherent COVID risks, I take as many precautions as possible to protect myself and my clients from infection. I’m fully vaxxed & boosted, I wear KN95 masks indoors, I primarily socialize in uncrowded outdoor spaces, and I rapid test myself at least once a week.
To help maintain my “3+ Years with No COVID” winning streak, I have two requirements of you:
Full vaccination status with all eligible boosters, including the newest 2022 bivalent booster. Be prepared to send a photo of your vaccine card and/or QR code when screening.
An at-home rapid test or rapid-result PCR test in the morning or early afternoon before every date. I'll ask for a photo of your completed test result, so don't throw it away! If you have access to a thermometer, please check your temperature, too.
If within 5 days of our scheduled date you have...
Developed any symptoms of a COVID infection (sore throat, cough, runny nose, congestion, fatigue, fever, headaches, body aches, shortness of breath, loss of taste or smell, etc.)
Tested positive on a rapid or PCR test (even if asymptomatic)
Had an unmasked encounter with someone you know or suspect to be COVID-positive
… Let me know as soon as possible so that we can cancel our date and discuss options for further testing and rescheduling.
I would also strongly suggest practicing risk-averse behaviors (masking in public, limiting indoor dining, avoiding high-occupancy events) in the 5 days leading up to our date.
If you're unable/unwilling to meet these requirements, please seek another companion who better shares your level of risk tolerance.
If our first date is successful and I feel respected throughout our time together, my assistant will give you the go-ahead to use me as a reference up to 3 times within 9 months of our date. After that, you'll need to ask for references from more recent paramours.
For every date I accept with you, I'm effectively turning down a date with someone else. To better assure that my time is respected, I will ask for deposits of 25% of the rate for incalls, overnights, fly-me-to-you's, and pre-booked tour dates. FMTY's also require prior reimbursement of flights and transportation costs.
Currently, I only accept deposits through...
Digital and physical gift cards to businesses of my choosing
Cash mailed to my PO box with tracking info
Deposits for tours and FMTY's are non-refundable within 7 days of our scheduled date. Incall and overnight deposits are non-refundable within 48hrs (see below for rescheduling exceptions).
If either of us need to cancel within the appropriate refund window, I generally recommend allocating your deposit toward a future date. If you're not confident that we'll be able to meet again, I will aim to return your deposit within one week.
Sometimes life gets in the way of a good time! Should you need to cancel our date for any reason, please give me at least 2 days' notice so that I can re-open my schedule. If you're unable to give enough notice, I'll need partial compensation for the missed date.
Less than 48hrs’ notice: 25% fee
Less than 24hrs’ notice: 50% fee
(Any deposit you've sent will be kept and applied to your fee)
...However! If you're able to reschedule for a date of the same duration within one week of our canceled date (my availability permitting), I'll waive the cancellation fee. If, after rescheduling, you need to cancel a second time, be prepared to pay a 100% fee.
Failure to pay the fee via one of the deposit methods listed above within 5 days of our missed date will preclude you from seeing me (and likely my friends) in the future.
In the rare circumstance that I need to cancel with less than 24hrs' notice, I will let you know as soon as possible and offer an additional half hour of my time toward our next date.